WTF?

What is it exactly that determines mood?  I w0ke up like always, and within hours felt like utter shit.  Today is not really different than yesterday, and yet today, as my Mom used to say, " my ass is draggin' my sign out."  I always assumed that meant she was having a bad day.  So today, it's being alone.  I was alone yesterday and it was ok, even a good thing, today not so much.  Is it human nature to want to be special to at least one other person?  To want to hold another person close to you and dare the world to try any shit?  I guess that's part of it, I sure as hell fight it on a regular basis but maybe you can't fight it.  Maybe fighting it gives me something to do while I'm avoiding it altogether.  The chinks in the armor have let it seep in.  So today I move forward and hope like mad that tomorrow is better.  I'm not hopeful that I won't be alone tomorrow cuz tomorrow might be the day I'd prefer to be alone, who knows, right?

peace

the moon

its supposed to control the feminine.. beautiful cold orb. It's controlling my feminine and delaying the inevitable until Monday. Not a good scene, Jesus as that will also delay the pms right into the Day of the Dead and my crappy scary staff meeting.

but back to the moon and being feminine...it's nice really.. you can create life, nurture without being mocked and wear pink nail polish almost anytime you want to without fear of ridicule. I had a woman once 'accuse' me of shaving my legs and wearing high heels for men, are you kidding me? I do that crap for ME.. and possibly other women but men usually don't care about stuff like that. I've always maintained that if we all stopped shaving, tweezing, waxing etc.. you all would still come around. Obviously you would, darlin' if you can deal with all the veins..... ick..sorry. And really not so feminine......

life is very scary right now.. not a lot of money coming in .. not a lot of money in storage...and not a lot of options... a set of really nice strong boy arms would be lovely right now! hang on to what ya got!

peace

Drivin....drivin...drivin......

Ah Jesus, I've been neglectful. The title is a hook from a Rob Zombie song and also the subject of todays' entry.

Driving in the South takes on the same gentility that everything does, thus, one lets others out when applicable, heeds traffic signals and basically keeps it sane. We do have our faults mind you. They've attempted to rectify this with road signs that are symbolic as opposed to using actual words and limiting actual roadside policing.

Driving in California is a whole other ball game. Every time you get on the 'freeway' (it's an interstate and a TOLL road...but that's what they like to call it) you are guaranteed a near death experience. One of my most recent involved a woman in an older Camry cutting over FOUR lanes of traffic and nearly removing my front bumper in the process to make her exit. Scary!

Another distinct difference is this. There is always a 'back way' to anywhere you might need to go in the South. Back way is also known as the other way to get to where ever. Part of the reason behind the horrific traffic in California is there is no back way... to any where ... ever.. The result of this is large somewhat nicely (depending on what county and who's paying) paved lined parking lots. There is a town about twenty miles south of where I live and there is a pumpkin patch that you can see from the freeway. Yes, I'm sure you've already guessed, about this time every year people slow down to look and yes every year that area becomes it's own little parking lot for about 30 days. It's insane.

My point, Jesus, should you come to the States, let Madonnas drivers take you anywhere you might need to go. Just sit back and look pretty.

Money

So.Jesus,,, I sure hope life is being kind to you. I guess as a super model and madonnas bf, money really isn't a concern for you. Then there's the Brazilian/American thing, so maybe this won't make a lot of sense to you.

Here's the issue, they, the media, that Bernacke guy..they.. keep saying things are 'getting better', the recession/depression/whatever is over, we've seen the worst..........I'm really getting tired of being lied to.

That's an issue unto itself but specifically, in less than ten days, my uncrustables have gone up .95 cents, tgi fridays potato skins .35 cents and a single roll at safeway .10 cents. Gas is also going up and yet the few people that still have salaries are not seeing an increase and I can assure you that my unemployment isn't going up either. Nothing is getting better. Things are in fact getting worse. Unemployment continues to rise and now people have expended their benefits. I heard yesterday that there are still loads of variable rate loans out there that have yet to peak. My personal business has decreased by about 30% since May.

So thanks for taking time away from madonna and the ever expanding pack o kids to read this. I realize that i originally promised to be amusing and this is not so much. forgive me..jesus..forgive me...

Don't get yer panties in a twist or why is there no dark meat in this chicken salad?

Let me start out by saying this is in no way a religious blog. My blog is in fact a tutorial on rural and Southern America written for Madonnas new boyfriend, who's name is indeed Jesus. I can't help it that madonna and jesus have hooked up, it just is. Why in Gods name would I be bloggin' at all ya might ask, well, I'm semi employed and the economy continues to tank. I'm reading bullshit in the local paper as well as on cnn that hasn't been proofread much less edited for content. So WHY not me????

I used to believe in the American dream. I thought I was going to get the guy and the cute house and the kids and the critters. Not so much. I do on occasion get someone elses' guy, had a couple of houses courtesy of my parents, borrowed my friends kids and really overdid it with the critters. Looking back on that, I could've done worse.

So back to the actual topic, something Southern for Jesus. Let's start with chicken salad and the no white meat thing. I'll say it, it's a class thing..there's less white meat,it's tougher but dammit, there's prestige there so, no dark meat in the chicken salad. Other than that almost anything goes. I've had some righteous chicken salad in my day, both in the South and in California. Most of which I must say had its basis in canned chicken, had a mayonnaise base and some sort of fruit was involved. I digress. The white meat is a Southern thing not a rural thing, in the rural areas they'll take any kind of chicken salad they can get.