Don't get yer panties in a twist or why is there no dark meat in this chicken salad?

Let me start out by saying this is in no way a religious blog. My blog is in fact a tutorial on rural and Southern America written for Madonnas new boyfriend, who's name is indeed Jesus. I can't help it that madonna and jesus have hooked up, it just is. Why in Gods name would I be bloggin' at all ya might ask, well, I'm semi employed and the economy continues to tank. I'm reading bullshit in the local paper as well as on cnn that hasn't been proofread much less edited for content. So WHY not me????

I used to believe in the American dream. I thought I was going to get the guy and the cute house and the kids and the critters. Not so much. I do on occasion get someone elses' guy, had a couple of houses courtesy of my parents, borrowed my friends kids and really overdid it with the critters. Looking back on that, I could've done worse.

So back to the actual topic, something Southern for Jesus. Let's start with chicken salad and the no white meat thing. I'll say it, it's a class thing..there's less white meat,it's tougher but dammit, there's prestige there so, no dark meat in the chicken salad. Other than that almost anything goes. I've had some righteous chicken salad in my day, both in the South and in California. Most of which I must say had its basis in canned chicken, had a mayonnaise base and some sort of fruit was involved. I digress. The white meat is a Southern thing not a rural thing, in the rural areas they'll take any kind of chicken salad they can get.